Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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