The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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