I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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