Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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