Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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