I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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