i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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