So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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