she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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