Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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