Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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