i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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