Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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