Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My penis needs a shock collar
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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