but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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