why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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