just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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