we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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