I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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