are you so shy because you have an std?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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