do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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