I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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