you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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