Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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