I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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