I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
