Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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