I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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