Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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