just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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