we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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