Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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