Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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