She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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