I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize