what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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