maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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