I puked a lego.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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