I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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