just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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