so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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