normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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