I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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