that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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