She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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