Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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