super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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