only if we run a train.
done.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The ass gains better be worth it
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