He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize