your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
