I just cut my nipple shaving
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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