I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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