How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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