I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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