Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm too high and old for this...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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